Step Brothers

At first I as a little skeptical of this one, but after seeing it I have to say that this movie was hilarious! Rest assured this movie is far better then both Blades of Glory and Semi-Pro. The whole movie is just stupid mindless humor but I cant help but love it! The car seen were Ferrel's brother's family is singing is really funny and the music video is awesome! Plus the end is so epic! And all of the shirts they wear through out the movie are amazing! Go check this one out!

Favorite Quote:

"Boats and Hoe's"

Dan in Real Life

Steve Carel can do no wrong, but Dane Cook can suck my dick off!!! I am sick of people making way to big a deal of Dane Cook. Sure I’ve probably laughed before at a few of his jokes but everyone in America thinks that he is the funniest dude ever… fuck that. And because of all these people it has given Dane Cook an acting career which is bullshit because he cant fucking act! I think I have accidentally seen every film that he has been in and they are all pure chili shit! The best one is by far, “Simon Says” staring Dennis Rodman! But alright enough ranting, D.I.R.L. is truly an entertaining family comedy. As the movie gets going you really feel for Carel’s character, and besides Cook the rest of the cast is actually pretty good. All of the songs used in the film are great and I thought the location of the film (which was Long Island I believe) was actually really cool.

Favorite Quote:

“This corn tastes like an angel”

21

This movie was actually pretty good. You would think that a movie primarily based upon blackjack would get a little boring, but with an interesting enough plot and a great cast it made for a really enjoyable film. The soundtrack is actually pretty good too, I can’t think of any other movie that has Mgnt blasting during the opening sequence. The chick in it is totally a babe and Kevin Spacey delivers another great performance. When Spacey is wearing that cowboy hat I was like, “oh shit, that’s so sick!” So if you’re looking for a good movie to rent this is recommended.

Favorite Quote:

“Winner, winner, chicken dinner.”

Hancock

Im not gonna lie, I am a fan of William Smith but with this film I was a little disappointed. To my surprise, the beginning of the film is actually quite enjoyable, in fact the film in my eyes is actually pretty good right up until they reveal how he (Will Smith) gained his powers. Then this incredibly shitty side plot comes out and turns the entire movie to absolute bean shit! No honestly it gets really bad, like I would rather watch my mom in a porno then the last half hour of Hancock. So in conclusion, if you're into watching movies that get you slightly interested in the plot and then take a huge shit on your chest then this is the perfect movie for you!

Favorite Quotes:

"Ok Hancock, there's nine hostages and four bad guys."

The Love Guru

I rather let someone take a huge shit in my mouth then ever have to watch even one scene from this movie ever again! Going to see this movie was easily one of the worst decisions of my life, well along with wearing paper thin pants to my first high school dance (I just popped boners all night, it was terrible). But listen what ever you do DONT GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!!

Favorite Quotes

"Hurry, I gotta take a dump."

Kung Fu Panda

Shit was boring! And anyone who says different is a Jack Black dick sucking poser. It had maybe two parts were I might have thought about laughing but never really ended up happening. I think Pixar are the only ones that can pull off these kind of movies. Rent it if you feel like wasting a few bucks and couple of hours.

Favorite Quotes:

"Jesus Christ, I can't believe how terrible this movie is!" - from Lisa Camisa who was sitting next to me.

The Dark Knight

This movie was a masterpiece. All the acting was outstanding, especially Heath Ledgar. Which is funny because I never enjoyed any other role that Ledgar played in the past. Although I was indifferent before, I kinda wish he didn't die now. A great thing about the film is that it had no downtime, every scene was either action packed or furthered the plot. Go see this movie 5 or 7 times while it's in theatres, easily the best movie of the year!

Favorite Quotes:

"Watch as I make this pencil disapear... Wallaa!"

"Come on... hit me..."

"By the way, did I tell you how I got these scars?